Turn your car into a 1970s spy vehicle. Green-phosphor radar, missile lock-on, self destruct, and a live tactical HUD — pure retro fidget fun.
LAUNCH CODE IS 1982! (Works best on a mobile device) A fun fidget for your cars passenger. You can pretend you are in a spy car and have fun imagining what adventures you go on!
CO-PILOT FIDGET is a fully interactive 1970s spy-vehicle computer for your dashboard, phone, or anywhere you need to feel like you're driving something classified. Rendered in glowing green-phosphor CRT — scanlines, flicker, seven-segment digits and all — it's what the seventies thought the future would look like.
Punch in your access code and take command:
WEAPONS — Arm the twin mini gun, hold-to-deploy the oil slick, and guide missiles through a live tracking scope: acquire, lock, and fire before the target jinks away.
RADAR — A full-page phosphor sweep with trailing blur and hostile contacts.
INTELLIGENCE — Classified dossiers on bad guys, their vehicles, and your field liaisons, typed out like an old film.
COMMS — Dial frequencies on a vintage transceiver, call HQ, and watch the live audio waveform until you terminate.
NAV COORDS — Enter an 8-digit grid reference and watch your 8-bit pickup truck drive the plotted route in real time — a full 30-minute journey.
FLIGHT MODE, FUEL, SECURITY & SYSTEMS — An artificial horizon with altitude tapes, a multi-tank fuel system with working crossfeed, a perimeter security grid, and a wall of live analog and digital gauges.
SYSTEM SETTINGS — Auto pilot with a first-person driving HUD, underwater mode, booster jump, seat ejection, and yes: a 10-second abortable self destruct. Every readout is alive. Every button glows, clicks, and beeps. No accounts, no tracking, no ads — just you, the road, and a vehicle that's definitely not street legal in any sector.
Access code: 1982. You didn't hear it from us.